Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.
A frog in a blender.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
Because of the windshield.
Through the windshield
The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.
A turn up
Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.
That people exaggerate.
None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.
Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.
Take away her rights.
A : It had a bleed on its tail fin.
ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
M: Do u have ANY idea how much paperwork I've got to do
