Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe

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Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.

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How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

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Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

What Hillary's word for a bribe?

Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.

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Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.

Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe