Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe

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Why did Goku cross the road?

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When an Amish buggy breaks down on the side of the road, who do they call?

Triple Hay

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort ?

The Baaahaaamaaas !

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Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

What Hillary's word for a bribe?

Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.

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Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe

Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.