What Hillary's word for a bribe?

Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.

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What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

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What language do farsighted people speak?

Farsi.

What language do they speak in Holland?

Hollandaise.

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How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

What do Hillary supporters call their room mate?

Nurse.

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Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe