Farsi.
A: A blonde serves more people in a night.
5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.
General Lee speaking.
Nothing, she was too disabled to speak
Because she'd never be able to learn the language
American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.
They both got a wet nose.