How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

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What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition?

Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

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What kind of computer can also sing?

A Dell.

What did the computer say to the virus?

scRAM

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Why do woman make terrible truck drivers?

Because you give them one good load and it takes them nine months to deliver.

How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

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What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

How did Micro-soft get it's name?

Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy