How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

Who let them out?

I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What did the computer say?

too weak.

Why is Rob Zombie good for the health of Redditors?

They see his AMA and turn off the computer.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is?

A widow

How do most women like their eggs?

Ovarie-z

3.5 Inch Jokes More 3.5 Inch Jokes

How did Micro-soft get it's name?

Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy

Whats the difference between a woman and a floppy drive?

A Floppy Drive can only take 3.5" Inches.