How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why are drug addicts bad at billiards?

Because they only pay to shoot up the eight ball

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

How did AL Gore program his computer?

With the proper al-gor-ithms

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

3.5 Inch Jokes More 3.5 Inch Jokes

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?