Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.
Because nobody would drink it if it was called nut juice.
Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.
Because they both have "Sandy claws" !
He didn't want people to see his tan lines.
Because the seaweed.
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
There she blows!!!
Reply to her message within a minute
A: "Have another beer."
Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry
Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.
