Why is almond milk called almond milk?

Because nobody would drink it if it was called nut juice.

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What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.

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Why is almond milk called almond milk?

Because nobody would drink it if it was called nut juice.

Why is it called almond milk?

Nut juice" wasnt very popular.

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Why do they call it Almond Milk?

Because if they called it Nut Juice nobody would buy it.

Why is almond milk called almond milk?

Because nobody would drink it if it was called nut juice.

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What does a scientologist and an almond have in common?

They are both nuts.

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.