Why is almond milk called almond milk?

Because nobody would drink it if it was called nut juice.

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Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

What do teachers drink at school?

Facul-tea

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Why do they call it Almond Milk?

Because if they called it Nut Juice nobody would buy it.

Why is almond milk called almond milk?

Because nobody would drink it if it was called nut juice.

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Why is it called almond milk?

Nut juice" wasnt very popular.

Why do they call it Almond Milk?

Because if they called it Nut Juice nobody would buy it.

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What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

What does a scientologist and an almond have in common?

They are both nuts.