What does a scientologist and an almond have in common?

They are both nuts.

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What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

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How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!

What does a scientologist and an almond have in common?

They are both nuts.