What did one sheep say to the other?

Hey look, we have the same IPhone case

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Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

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How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.