Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

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Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson."

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Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

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What did the guy say to MJ at the beach?

Get out of my son.

How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

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What do mathematicians and dancers have in common?

What do mathematicians and dancers have in common? They both have algorhythm.

What do mathematicians call retirement?

Aftermath

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What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.