Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

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Why did Eve want to move to New York ?

She fell for the Big Apple !

Why is the all-seeing eye the symbol of the occult?

Because they want us all under super-vision!

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How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on new years?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

What do you call people who worship paper bags?

Sack religious

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

What do mathematicians say when they encounter a difficult problem?

f(x)

Tan Line Jokes More Tan Line Jokes

What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.