What do people and jellybean have in common?

No one likes the black ones

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How do you win an election?

By having people believe that you've won an election.

What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

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Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

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What do people and jellybean have in common?

No one likes the black ones

What do you call Rowan Atkinson watching Monty Python?

A jellybean.

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How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

How are kids like piano keys?

All the black ones are accidentals.