Why do Asians like to have military time on?

So they can do math

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Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

What does a sheep call a film it doesn't like?

a baaahhhd movie. ( )

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Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.

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Why do happy Asians always have dirty hands?

If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."

How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.