What do you call a 5 year-old with no friends?

offensive A sandy hook survivor.

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What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner