What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?

He cut all his fingers off !

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why don't Blacks and Mexicans have babies?

Their kids would be too lazy to steal.

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of computer sings?

A Dell

What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer?

A bundt cake!

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back

Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.