What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

How do cannibals pick up women?

With a fork

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Where do noodles get their nails done?

At the spa-getti.

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a baby born in a whorehouse?

A brothel sprout

Why don't witches have babies?

Because their men have hollow-weenies!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of jeans do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans

What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow?

Abandonment.

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

How did the 5-year old girl fall off of the tire swing?

Somebody shot her.

What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)