Why don't witches have babies?

Because their men have hollow-weenies!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you get a man in a coma hard?

Lick his Comatoes

Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?

The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

Who went into a witche's den and came out alive ?

The witch !

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What gets you hot, baby?

Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*

Hollow Weenie Jokes More Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out.

Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.