What do Jimmy Saville's victims and Aston Villa fans have in common?

They're still talking about what happened in 1982.

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What do Jimmy Saville's victims and Aston Villa fans have in common?

They're still talking about what happened in 1982.

What do Margaret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville have in common ?

They both shafted minors in the 1980's.