Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

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What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

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What do you call it when you spill meth into your cake mix?

Baking Bad

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Party fowl.

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What did the Dalai Lama say at the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything

Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.