Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

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What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery?

He went on furlong-er.

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

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What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

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What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop?

Make me one with everything."

What did the Dalai Lama say at the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything