Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

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What happens when breed a shark and snowman?

You get a frostbite!

What would've happened if Jesus Christ didn't make Christmas?

It would've just been "mas".

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Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

Just because ICANN.

What's it called when you make sure you don't spill the wine?

Being carafe-ful.

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Where do you see yourself in 5 lives?

Dalai Lama job interview)

Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.