What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop?

Make me one with everything."

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What did the feminist say when she saw a guy laughing at her picture on the Internet?

Topical meme."

How does a Muslim get a hot date?

He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....

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What did the Dalai Lama say at the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything

Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico?

So he can be juan with everything.

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Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop?

Make me one with everything."