What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop?

Make me one with everything."

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What can guys call it?

How about bleeding white

How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/

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Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico?

So he can be juan with everything.

Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

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Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop?

Make me one with everything."