What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop?

Make me one with everything."

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What is a pirates favorite article of clothing?

His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.

Why did the guy from Brooklyn cross the road?

None of your f**king business.

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Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.

What did the Dalai Lama say at the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything

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What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop?

Make me one with everything."

Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.