Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

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What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

What did the cow say to the other cow?

HOLY SH*T A TALKING COW!

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Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

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Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous?

Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.

Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical?

Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.

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What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called?

A Sith.

Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

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Why does Torque live on campus?

Because cross products don't commute!

Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.