Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally?

At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

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What do Pink Floyd fans and NASCAR driver Kyle Larson have in common?

They both love The Wall

Why should you never date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

How does a mathematician get to work?

He derives!

Why don't mathematicians have degrees?

They prefer radians.

Cross Product Jokes More Cross Product Jokes

Why does Torque live on campus?

Because cross products don't commute!

What is Jesus' favorite mathematical operation?

The Cross Product