Because he's a cross product.
One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear.
Because you lose every time you talk about him ( )
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!
A pasta free.
Because children inherit properties from their parents.
an outlier downvote brigade can start now
The Cross Product