What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.

Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep?

Because it has two shifts.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do get when you mix two breads?

A hy-bread

What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

Bakery Jokes More Bakery Jokes

What do you call a bakery owned by a redhead?

A Ginger Bread-House

How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

Service Jokes More Service Jokes

When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.