What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!

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How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?

A: She's the one sleeping with the writer.

How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

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Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

Who's there ! Buddha ! Buddha who ?

Buddha this slice of bread for me !

Bakery Jokes More Bakery Jokes

What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!

What do you call a robbery at a bakery?

A bread-stick-em-up!

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What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes?

Pay-To-File

Why do people tip cows?

Their service isn't even that good.