What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What is the difference between light and hard?

Well, you can sleep with a light on.

Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?

Because if they slept with two legs up they'd fall over

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

Bakery Jokes More Bakery Jokes

Why did the artist go to the bakery?

For shortening!

What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

Service Jokes More Service Jokes

What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes?

Pay-To-File

Why do people tip cows?

Their service isn't even that good.