How did the 5-year old girl fall off of the tire swing?

Somebody shot her.

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Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off?

One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.

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Why are black people so good at basketball?

Cause all they know to do is steal, run, and shoot

What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber?

The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.

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Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

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How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this