How did the 5-year old girl fall off of the tire swing?

Somebody shot her.

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What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.

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What does a dentist do in his free time?

Shoot lions.

What's the difference between Ann Coulter and shooting arrows at lovers?

Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes ?

Nothing, somebody already told her twice"

What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.

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Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.