How did the 5-year old girl fall off of the tire swing?

Somebody shot her.

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What do you call a black-white-black-white.... What do you call a black-white-black-white-black?

A nun falling off the stairs!! A really old one there.

What's that, turkey?

GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go

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Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

To see who shot his "paw."

Why does the zoo only have dogs?

Because they shot the gorilla

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Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

What do you call somebody after you give them a noogie?

A knucklehead.

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Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew