Why did little Sally fall off the swing?

She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Obviously not Sally

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

What do fruit punch and a punch to the face have in common?

Both can knock you out at a party.

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Where did Little Sally go during the bombing?

Everywhere!

Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream cone?

Because she got hit by a bus