What do you call an Asian in a tank?

A chink in the armor.

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Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan?

They had way to many chinks in their armor.

Where does a knight go to get his armor?

The hard-wear store

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How do you blindfold an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

What's it called when an Asian man gives his best friend head?

A bro job.

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What do you get when you put two Beta Fish in the same tank?

One Alpha Fish.

Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

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Why don't Asians make good Knights?

Because then there would be a chink in the armor.

Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan?

They had way to many chinks in their armor.