What do you call an Asian in a tank?

A chink in the armor.

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Armor Jokes More Armor Jokes

How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

He found a chink in it.

Why do Chinese knights have a low rate of survival?

They all have chinks in their armor.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call an Asian flying a plane?

A pirate.

How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

Why was the tank top more gangster than the tube top?

The tube top was strapless.

What's the us army tanksman's favorite song?

Tanks for the memories"!

Chink Jokes More Chink Jokes

Why are there no asian knights?

Armor is pretty much useless once there's a chink in it.

Why did the Samurais armor break?

There was a chink in it.