Where does a knight go to get his armor?

The hard-wear store

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What do heavily-armored army vehicles celebrate for the holidays?

tanksgiving

Where does a knight go to get his armor?

The hard-wear store

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Where does a knight go to get his armor?

The hard-wear store

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.