Why don't Asians make good Knights?

Because then there would be a chink in the armor.

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What do you call an Asian in a tank?

A chink in the armor.

Where does a knight go to get his armor?

The hard-wear store

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What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?

A Sir conference.

Why were the early days of history called the Dark Ages?

There were many knights.

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Why are Asians not optimistic?

Because they have a limited view of life.

Why do happy Asians always have dirty hands?

If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."

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What do you call a Chinese fanatasy series?

Lord Of The Chinks

Why don't Asians make good Knights?

Because then there would be a chink in the armor.