Why don't Asians make good Knights?

Because then there would be a chink in the armor.

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Why don't Asians make good Knights?

Because then there would be a chink in the armor.

How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

He found a chink in it.

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What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

What do you call a knight with a morning star?

Don

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What do you call someone who is racist against Asians?

Riceist.

Why are Asians no good a football ( soccer) ?

Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop !

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What was wrong with Genghis Khan's new suit?

There was a chink in his armor.

What do you call an Asian in a tank?

A chink in the armor.