Why don't Asians make good Knights?

Because then there would be a chink in the armor.

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Armor Jokes More Armor Jokes

How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

He found a chink in it.

Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

Asians Jokes More Asians Jokes

What do you call a fish out of water?

Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

Chink Jokes More Chink Jokes

What do you call a Chinese fanatasy series?

Lord Of The Chinks

What was wrong with Genghis Khan's new suit?

There was a chink in his armor.