How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

He found a chink in it.

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Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?

A: She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

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How do you make a hamburger green?

Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!

What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

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How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

What was wrong with Genghis Khan's new suit?

There was a chink in his armor.

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What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

Why do they call it the Dark Ages?

Because of all the "knights"

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Why don't they have a Phone Directory in China?

Because there are so many "Wings" and "Wongs" they'd still wing the wong number.

Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

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Why did the Samurais armor break?

There was a chink in it.

What do you call a Chinese fanatasy series?

Lord Of The Chinks