How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

He found a chink in it.

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What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

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What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?

You won't find a Lambo in a landfill.

What's the hardest kind of waffle to find?

A Carmen Sandy Eggo

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Why don't Asians make good Knights?

Because then there would be a chink in the armor.

Where does a knight go to get his armor?

The hard-wear store

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What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?

A Sir conference.

What do you call a knight with a morning star?

Don

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What is the most important factor in China's future?

Euthanasia.

What do geological plates and dinner plates have in common?

They're both pieces of china.

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Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan?

They had way to many chinks in their armor.