How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

He found a chink in it.

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Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

How does Samsung know its most loyal customers?

They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)

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Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.

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What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

Where does a knight go to get his armor?

The hard-wear store

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Who is both a knight and a spy?

Sir Veillance

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

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What do you call someone who has ancestry back to China but is a 2nd generation US citizen and is a professional bodybuilder?

Ben Ching.

Why does China care so much about money?

They can't resist all of the cha-'ching'.

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What was wrong with Genghis Khan's new suit?

There was a chink in his armor.

Why are there no asian knights?

Armor is pretty much useless once there's a chink in it.