What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

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What do you call a knight made out of clay?

Sir Amick

What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

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What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

Why are a German vegetarians pessimists?

Because they always fear the wurst.

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Which weapon has the least amount of drawbacks?

A bow.

What weapons do pengiuns have?

Pen-guinades.

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too