What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

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What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin

Why do they call it the Dark Ages?

Because of all the "knights"

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What did the policeman do to his fear of the dark?

He shot it.

What's a vampire cows worst fear?

Steaks.

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What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

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What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

How does a virgin pop her cherry?

by using a bottle opener