What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

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Which knight of the round table had Diabetes?

Sir Lance-a-lot

What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?

Sir Lunchalot.

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What's a blind mans worst fear ?

A prius

What Pablo Escobar And Other Narcos Fear Most?

LEGALIZATION

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What do you call a weapon used by a Canadian ninja?

A: Canuck-chucks.

Why did China lose WW2?

Because their weapons were made in China

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What do you call a broken can opener?

A can't opener

What did the can say to the can opener?

A: You make me flip my lid.