What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

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Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

He found a chink in it.

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What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

What's ur biggst fear?

Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger

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What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

What should you use to make a boat explode?

A weapon of mast destruction.

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What did the can say to the can opener?

A: You make me flip my lid.

What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.