What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

Why don't you put eggs in a microwave?

Because they eggsplode. :D

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

What do you call a fear of chainsaws?

Logic.

What do you call it when a person has a fear of Vietnamese food?

They have a Pho-bia!

Fry Day Jokes More Fry Day Jokes

When do cannibals cook you?

On Fried-days.

What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.