What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

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How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

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What's the most problematic time of day?

4:04

Why are white girls always tired?

Because they've literally been running around all day

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What is snow?

No one would say: It's doubtful an Eskimo would have Chionophobia, a fear of this.

What do you call a fear of chainsaws?

Logic.

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What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

When do cannibals cook you?

On Fried-days.