What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

What do you call a fear of horned bovines?

Aurochnophobia.

Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!

Fry Day Jokes More Fry Day Jokes

What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

When do cannibals cook you?

On Fried-days.