What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

Why don't white supremacist drink the water in Central America?

Because it's Nicaragua

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What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?

Norman Rock Wells.

Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

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Whats a plants favorite drink?

Root Beer

How do you change root beer in to a beer?

Put it in a square cup

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How does a mathematician get Tan?

Sin/Cos

What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called?

A Sith.

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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

Where do hipsters buy their clothes?

Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.

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What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.