What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

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What do you call someone who throws up after drinking too much orange soda?

Fantastic

Why is it customary to drink 8 mojitos a day in Cuba?

It's the Hemming way.

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Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

How are beer nuts like deer nuts?

You can find a small bag of each under a buck.

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Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

Just because ICANN.

How do you make a ghoul float?

1 cup of root beer, 2 scoops of ghoul.

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Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

Where do hipsters buy their clothes?

Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.

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Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.