What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

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Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post )

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Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

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What's the difference between a mathematician and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family.

What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

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Why did Kesha switch "$" back to an "s"?

Because she no longer has a dollar to her name.

What do you call a Mormon who switches religion?

A mormoff!

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Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden?

Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice

What's everyone's problem with euthanasia?

I like little asian kids

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What's a police officers favorite console?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy. :D

What did the dejected man say to the considerate calculator trying to console him?

It's the bot that counts.