Why did Kesha switch "$" back to an "s"?

Because she no longer has a dollar to her name.

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S Jokes More S Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

What's the difference between a Pound and a Dollar?

A dollar

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck