What's the difference between a Pound and a Dollar?

A dollar

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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Why are you begging for a quarter?

Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

What do you call a person with ten dollars?

A college student.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm