What's the difference between a Pound and a Dollar?

A dollar

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What's the difference between the east-german and the west-german accent?

While the former is shared by most, the latter is richer.

What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off

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What did you ask to Santa Claus this year?

The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

What happens when two dogs breed in a pound?

Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.