Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call an ill-tempered German?

A sour kraut.

What do you call a rude German?

A Deutsch bag

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

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What happened when the Malaysian asked the Russian out on a date?

He got shot down.

What's the best part about dating 26 year olds?

There's twenty of them.

Klaustrophobic Jokes More Klaustrophobic Jokes

What do you call a german who is afraid of enclosed spaces?

Klaustrophobic

Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

German Man Jokes More German Man Jokes

Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.