Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What does the Personal Computer and German people have in common?

They're both the master race!

Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying ! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG ! !" -anyone dating Taylor Swift

Klaustrophobic Jokes More Klaustrophobic Jokes

What do you call a german who is afraid of enclosed spaces?

Klaustrophobic

Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

German Man Jokes More German Man Jokes

Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.