A college student.
One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.
A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.
Because it was for chair-ity
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
Camel can go days without drinking!
A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.
