She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!
It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)
Turn the stool upside-down
The girls get older, but he stays the same age" -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)
bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself
You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable
They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment
A: Boxing
By watching the noose.
