Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

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Why don't u share a bed?

cried Baby Bear.

What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.

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Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

Why do Australians have a well balanced walk?

They've a chip on both shoulders

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What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.