Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

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Why was the mentally challenged midget crying?

He was a little down.

Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

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What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

Courtney.

Why do girls who use Tumblr work so many odd jobs?

Because they literally can't even.

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What is the worst part of a prostate exam?

Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

How does every ethnic joke start?

By looking over your shoulder.

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Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

What's the most difficult percussion instrument to learn?

Conundrums!