How does every ethnic joke start?

By looking over your shoulder.

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How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

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Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?

He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

How do you know when an introvert is interested in you?

They are looking at your shoes, rather than their own.

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What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.

What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.