What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

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What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

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Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

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How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

What do you call a soldier who's survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

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What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.