What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

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What did one cookie say to the other cookie ?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

What's the worst feeling when getting your prostate examined?

Both of the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

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Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

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What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

How many North Koreans does it take to change a light bulb?

One, only **Glorious Leader** gets access to light bulbs