What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

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How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.

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Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

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What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

Who is your most disgruntled employee?

and "2: Does he have access to a mask shop "