Gamer Jokes

What is the difference between a 3D modeller and a gamer?

Ask them what a 3Ds is.

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What is it called when a gamer fights someone?

An Asthma attack.

Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

What do gamers make for New Years?

A New Years RESOLUTION

What do you call a pro-gamer?

An ath1337

Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

What does a gamer say when he get married?

GG.

What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner?

Run! escape!

What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.

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What is every gamers New Years Resolution?

3840x2160

Why was the tumblrina mad at the gamer?

He was pushing the right trigger.

How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water?

A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.

What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

What does a gamer call the zombie apocalypse?

The end of DayZ

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Why did the console cross the road?

To render the buildings on the other side

What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

New Years Resolution Jokes More New Years Resolution Jokes

What's the true meaning of a New Years resolution?

Something you do for the first week of the new year.

What is every gamers New Years Resolution?

3840x2160

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

What do you get when you multiply 1,654,835,583 to 5,687,423,908?

A headache.

What do trees take when they have a headache?

Aleve.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why does Cuba not have any casinos?

They Havana no money to spend.

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

Console Player Jokes More Console Player Jokes

Why did the console player get sick in the art gallery?

There were too many frames.

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

Join Jokes More Join Jokes

What did "Nock" say to "K"?

You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.

What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ?

He bowled long hops !