Ask them what a 3Ds is.
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An Asthma attack.
To get to 10.
Buy the DLC to find out
A New Years RESOLUTION
An ath1337
He hates camping
He wanted to finally get respecced.
GG.
Run! escape!
They're always trying to 1-Up you.
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He was pushing the right trigger.
Ask them if they play league.
A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.
They both have problems finding x.
The end of DayZ
He had no guts!
It chickened out.
Because it was on the house.
Krautfunding.
Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.
Namaste (better to say it aloud)
A Star-Spangled Banner.
A milkshake!
John Goty
None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.
OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...
Gwyneth Paltrow's head.
In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.
Too many incompatible drivers.
One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week
