Console Player Jokes

Why did the console player cross the road?

To render the other side.

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What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

Why did the console player get sick in the art gallery?

There were too many frames.

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Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

Why did the console gamer get a headache at the art museum?

Too many frames.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What do you call orange juice that looks like apple juice, but tastes like orange juice?

Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week

What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

A: HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

Console Jokes More Console Jokes

What console does god use?

Praystation

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

What does former Vice President Gore play on the guitar?

An algorithm

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

Pc Gamer Jokes More Pc Gamer Jokes

Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week