Console Player Jokes

Why did the console player cross the road?

To render the other side.

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What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

Why did the console player get sick in the art gallery?

There were too many frames.

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Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What game is in Schrodinger's Xbox?

Dead or Alive

What game are you watching?

I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why would I play something I have no chance of winning?

I replied.

What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?

A cardvark!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between someone unemployed and a gender-expert?

Nothing

What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.

Pc Gamer Jokes More Pc Gamer Jokes

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

Console Jokes More Console Jokes

What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What is the only difference between this year and last year?

A building in Dubai.

Where do you see yourself exploding in five years?

they asked.