What does a gamer call the zombie apocalypse?

The end of DayZ

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What made you leave it?

well, the movie ended so

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

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Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

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Where do you go during a zombie apocalypse?

The living room.

What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter