What does a gamer call the zombie apocalypse?

The end of DayZ

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What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

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What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

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Where do you go during a zombie apocalypse?

The living room.

What do you call a disabled person during a zombie apocalypse?

Meals on wheels...