What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen?

Charlie Sheen's winning.

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What's the difference between mad cow disease and PMS?

Nothing.

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.

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What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

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What grocery store does Charlie Sheen frequently visit?

Rite Aid

How long does Charlie Sheen last in bed?

Two and a half minutes.