Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.

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What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

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Those are the wrong Sais

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Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.

How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb?

None**. They operate in the **dark**.

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Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.

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What do you call the Pope after he's resigned?

Ex-Benedict.

Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.