Why was the germiphobe scared of coins?

Because he was afraid of change.

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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!

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Why is paper money more valuable than coins?

When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -

Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's?

Because white girls cant even