Why was the germiphobe scared of coins?

Because he was afraid of change.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.

How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

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What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number