Who are you?

You're not even in this trial M: I know, I just want it on record

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Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

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Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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What do you call a Korean with a dog?

vegetarian. For the record, I'm Korean and have a dog haha.

What is the oldest joke we have on record?

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