Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the zombie farmer say he wanted?

Grrraaaaiiinnns...

What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

Tent Jokes More Tent Jokes

Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

How did the homeless man get so buff?

Because his workouts were in tents. I'll show myself out...

Micheal Jackson Jokes More Micheal Jackson Jokes

Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

Why did Micheal Jackson go to JC Penny?

He heard little boys pants were 50% off...

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have?

A fastball - a sizzler.

What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

Badge Jokes More Badge Jokes

What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!

How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*