Why did Micheal Jackson go to JC Penny?

He heard little boys pants were 50% off...

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Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"

What state is the highest on every top 50 list?

Colorado.

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They heard he was a fungi

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Why did Micheal Jackson go to JC Penny?

He heard little boys pants were 50% off...

Why are there no Walmarts in Iran?

Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.

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What do you say to Micheal Jackson when he is on the beach?

Get out of my son!

Why did Micheal Jackson go to JC Penny?

He heard little boys pants were 50% off...