What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

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A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

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Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

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Just in case he gets a hole in one!

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Batman isn't wearing hockey pads.

Balaclava Jokes More Balaclava Jokes

What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

What's dark, and usually involved in crime?

A balaclava.

Helmet Jokes More Helmet Jokes

What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone in his helmet?

He uses a hans free device