What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

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Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

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What's an emo's favorite game?

Russian roulette, except with a full chamber.

Where do the Russian separatists go to complain about their lives?

Crimea River

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What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

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Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

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What does Zeus wear under his tunic?

Thunderwear!

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

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What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

What's dark, and usually involved in crime?

A balaclava.

Helmet Jokes More Helmet Jokes

What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone in his helmet?

He uses a hans free device