What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

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What does your wife/girlfriend want more than anything in the world?

Nothing, she's fine.

Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

A: Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call a russian bull?

a moscow

Why do Russians always wear track suits?

Because they are always RUSSIAN to places. thanks

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

Oops

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you think of wearing a straight jacket?

I think I could pull it off

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

Balaclava Jokes More Balaclava Jokes

What's dark, and usually involved in crime?

A balaclava.

What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

Helmet Jokes More Helmet Jokes

What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone in his helmet?

He uses a hans free device