Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

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Where do I lose my Arab friends?

I don't have any Arab friends, so it doesn't matter.

What do you call a nun lost in the woods?

A Roamin Catholic.

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Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music?

Mount Rushmore

What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

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What is the world's leading cause of hearing loss?

Religion.

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

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What do you call a band of unlucky politicians?

The Dead Kennedys.

Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.

Def Leppard Jokes More Def Leppard Jokes

What has nine arms and blows?

Def Leppard

What is the only deaf animal?

Def Leppard