Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

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What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

Why did the mortgage broker go out of business?

Because he lost interest.

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Why is K-pop the best genre of music?

It has Seoul.

What does music have to do with safety?

If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.

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Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

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What should we call our band?

Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!

What instrument do piggys play in a band?

Pigcussion!

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What has seven arms and can't spell?

Def Leppard

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.