Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

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Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates?

Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.

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What did the Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

Def Leppard Jokes More Def Leppard Jokes

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard