Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

What do you call a happy husband?

Broke.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What did the people call the bad hot dog stand?

The WURST!

How many people does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Just one guy with a really weird fetish.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women?

The former is a band of cunning runts...

What band performed at the Jefferson memorial?

Nickelback

Wham Jokes More Wham Jokes

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"