Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die
they are missing two towers.
Pine trees
It blew up
Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.
Ayyyds
because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.
In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.
xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.
The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe
Because they always miss their target!
Because they all wear red shirts
The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.
3, Right Ear, Left Ear and The Final Front-Ear.
A: Space. The final frontier..........